happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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