There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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