I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize