no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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