He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
