Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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