well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just blew my weed a kiss
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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