I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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