Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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