Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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