I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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