So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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