idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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