In America we eat man semen.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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