You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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