Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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