Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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