North Korea, Best Korea!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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