Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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