Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So apparently I’m into choking now
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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