READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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