This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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