I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Do vagina's smell?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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