I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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