At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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