you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he was CRYING into my vagina
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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