You just made me feel so damn special
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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