I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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