Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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