I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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