So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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