great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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