I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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