we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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