lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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