Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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