u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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