You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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