I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
did i walk over a car last night?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
True college students do jello shots in the library
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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