and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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