The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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