im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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