so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I will be naked everywhere
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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