Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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