The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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