She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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