This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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