you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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