with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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