8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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