Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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