Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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